Miss Piggy Gets A Lapdance

December 12, 2021 Los Angeles. 

9:00 PM

The Pussycat Stripclub

Miss Piggy arrived in her limo at the Stripclub's entrance.  Although she had called earlier she had to steady herself as she exited the vehicle and approached the Stripclub's entrance.  The manager, a woman named Sofia ushered Miss Piggy in. 

Miss Piggy reminisced about what had brought her there a week or so earlier during a gala at VH1 where Elizabeth Banks, on top of complimenting her, gave her an unexpected breath stealing kiss. 

Even though she did not expect it she did not offer much resistance. She offered no resistance to Banks advancements at all. She had always been a bit curious about women. Human (Fleshies) women but her curiosity was changed by a burning desire to know more. To taste more. 

She found Banks tongue and mouth extremely and surprisingly pleasant as Banks tongue explored her snouty pig mouth. Instinctively her Muppet tongue danced around Bank's tongue. Later on she saw Banks going to the Bathroom to get the lint out of her mouth. 

"I enjoyed it, anytime you want more lint in your mouth give me a call sugar!" she said to Banks. Elizabeth looked at Miss Piggy in obvious disappointment and disapproval "You know I am genuinely trying to be your friend and do admire you Miss Piggy!" she said.

"I know honey bunn but I'm a Muppet and cannot help it anymore than Jessica Rabbit can't help how she is drawn. Is partially my fault as well though. There are lint preventatives but I rarely use them that much for my mouth as a little lint exchange is not a problem between muppets but between Fleshies and muppets not so much!" Miss Piggy replied candidly.

"Yeah about that kiss I gave you, I do admire and like you very much but it was for fun more than anything else. You know how adventurous I Am, but I'm not looking for anything beyond that. Anyway I'm off to a party later!" Banks said as she finished rinsing her mouth.

"Damn you Elizabeth! You awakened a thirst in me I didn't have before, I had curiosity about you Fleshy err human girls umm women but never this desire that burns inside of me now. I see you now or a hot human woman and I just want to ravish her or you from head to toe!"  Miss Piggy said as she nearly involuntarily pinned Banks against the counter of the hand washer.

"You are hurting me!" Banks protested in alarm for a moment. She didn't know if the apparently enraged Muppet was going to kill her or what. Miss Piggy however quickly relented.  "Sorry" she said softly. Elizabeth hurriedly exited the Bathroom as Miss Piggy just stood there angry at herself mostly "Nice going Miss Piggy you want to end up in muppets jail you're doing fabulous!" she mused to herself. 

Then she saw a card with a Strip Bar name and phone on the floor which she picked up. The sound of loud music brought her back from her memory into the present as 2 comely girls were dancing on stage "Where do you want to sit Miss Piggy?"

 Sofia the club manager politely asked. "Right now I just want to sit next to the stage and after I may want a Lapdance on a VIP room sugar." Miss Piggy replied. For a celebrity like yourself Miss Piggy only the best!" Sofia answered.

Miss Piggy sat on the counter near the stage to watch the 2 young female strippers go down on each other after stripping as part of their stage act. She looked tentatively and lustfully as the 2 strippers took turns to make each other cum.

Miss Piggy took out a pack of 20 hundred dollar bills and  placed them on the stage next to the strippers duo on stage  "Don't stop on my account ladies" she said. Stephanie and Liana both looked devilishly at Miss Piggy as they kept going down on each other and finally crawled up to where Miss Piggy was sitting "Hi there famous we heard you are looking for some fun" they said in unison.

"Matter of fact I'm ladies, let's go to a VIP room shall we" Miss Piggy said. "Ooh you are on Miss Piggy lead the way" Liana said. "I would if I knew the way which I don't so you 2 ladies will have to lead me to it and not the other way around" Miss Piggy replied "That's OK I love airheads" she mused silently to herself as the stripper duo led her into a VIP room.

"So what do you want us to do for you Miss Piggy?" Once again Stephanie and Liana asked. "I want you both naked and for you to lap dance for me and you to sit next to me with your legs spread" Miss Piggy instructed pointing to each stripper and telling them what she wanted and where she wanted them.

Stephanie lap danced already fully naked  atop Miss Piggy who cupped, licked and suckled Stephanie's tits and bit her nipples making her moan. At the same time she rubbed and fingered Liana's pussy until she gasped and moaned in ecstasy. Shortly Liana exploded into orgasm. "Oh I found what is it that they call it? Your G spot honey!" Miss Piggy said lustfully. As she intensified her fingering of Liana's love box which made Liana cum hard again and again "Oh I hit it again and again and again yeah you silly human girl keep cumming for Miss Piggy"

Miss Piggy instructed Stephanie to cradle her face and she plunged her snout and her Muppet tongue darted into Stephanie's pussy making her cum hard as well. Stephanie moaned and groaned as the orgasmic waves that Miss Piggy was driving into her ripped through her body.

Meanwhile Liana was still cumming hard thanks to Miss Piggy's continuously and furiously  fingering her pussy, she raised her hips as another orgasmic wave went through her. Without losing pace Miss Piggy kept the 2 young women just cumming hard for her.

"What about you?" one of them managed to utter between orgasms.

"What about me? I'm a Muppet sugar I came here to enjoy both of you by making you cum hard for me so just keep cumming" Miss Piggy replied briefly before resuming her ministries on both strippers.

After over half an hour of nothing but cumming hard for their patron Miss Piggy. Miss Piggy once again instructed them on what to do next "Damn Miss Piggy you are insatiable aren't you but for someone who told us that you have never had any experience with human women you are amazing at making human women cum" Stephanie said.

This time both stood on opposite sides both facing Miss Piggy

"Oh honey I'm good at everything I do is how I was stitched together except cooking I hate cooking and washing clothes" Miss Piggy replied as she proceeded to finger Stephanie's pussy until she cummed hard again. "Ooh there you go found your G spot too ooh there I hit it again and again, yeah keep  cumming for me Stephanie baby and let me taste your pussy Liana" Miss Piggy said as she pried Liana's pussy lips apart and darted her Muppet tongue in her innards and suckled Liana's clit hard until she too was cumming hard.

Miss Piggy enjoyed making the 2 young women cum hard under her ministries. She had found something as Muppet that she had been missing out on and now had found it.

At no moment however she allowed them to disrobe her not because of modesty as that was a human quality that just like many others were not stitched into her but because she felt that could only happen with someone that she could connect at a deeper level than just sex plus it gave her a sense of control.

She was in complete control of these 2 young human women's bodies and Miss Piggy being the control freak she always had been absolutely relished every minute of it.

By the time the session ended the club was about to close and Stephanie and Liana were left completely exhausted. Miss Piggy left them and went to the manager and paid extra just to make sure the girls she had satiated herself with were brought to their homes safe. "We always take good care of our girls but thank you, will we see you back Miss Piggy?" Sofia asked. 

"Eventually I'll probably return to suck their pussies dry again so tell them to always be ready to cum hard for Miss Piggy" Miss Piggy replied as she left the premises and got into her limo which departed. Still she longed to ravish Banks more than before. "Damn it Banks you are an itch I just got to scratch I gotta have you, you adventurous bitch one way or another even if I have to drug you first, same goes for my archrival Reese Witherspoon I would gladly fist her pussy with her own damn Oscar now" Piggy thought on the way home. Slowly her brain began to  come up with a plan to make her dreams come true one way or the other…

The End…